Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

Q: How do you tell a Jewish person that you love them? A: You tell them "I love you".

A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

What do kittens and napkins have in common? You can sneeze into both of them except the kitten doesn't like it

whats a mexicans favorite sport? cross counrty

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

What's worse than a gay joke? Their emotional repercussions, leading to a lack of self-esteem, which eventually drives the homosexual to commit suicide, leaving behind a now destroyed family.

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

Roses are red Violets are blue life is a bitch and so are you

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

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