The way I see it, you are pretty lucky I am a tough guy, the kind you like. Anyway you where really wondering if I ever refer myself as a boy? Sigh, I mean I AM A BOY! WHAT? WHAT? Savage jokes? What jokes?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because I shot him. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because his tail was stapled to the other monkey.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? She had no purpose.

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Q: y does obama keep raising gas prices A: he dosent want anyone to be able to drive to the poles in november

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Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

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Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

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How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

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A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's genitals to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

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Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

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Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

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What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

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I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

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roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

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What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

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This is a joke.

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What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

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what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

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I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

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How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

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How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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