If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

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What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

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Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

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Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

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I don't believe in giraffes.

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Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

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Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

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what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

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What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

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Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

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richard is fag

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No because your face is really f***** up.

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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Whats worse to see 100 dead babies on the bed of a truck or 100 fake babies falling directly from the empire state building... I don't know I have never seen either but if you could tell me if you saw it maybe i can use my imaination!!!

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory Because she repeatedly wrote Ws

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True fact: every rabbit lives their whole cute life.

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How do you make a little girl cry?

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Q: Why are Dino-Nuggets so good? A: Because they are nuggets in the shape of dinosaurs.

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Your a christain on a lovely vacation with your family a querr waalks by. What do you do? you push the queer of the edge.

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A man walks into a bar He is now in the emergency room suffering from deep lacerations to the forehead as well as a bloody nose.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "What will it be tonight?" He then promptly remembers he is on anti-joke.co but is too late to react. The horse has already shit on the floor. This is the fifth time this week that this has happened.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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