- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

Knock knock! Why didn't you use the doorbell?

What is faster than a black man with a stereo? A car

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

Why are Ethiopians so fast? Because antelope are also very fast.

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

I'm sn otter

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

Your're racist.

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