- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

A Mormon walks into a bar

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

A woman wears a dress.

What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

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