Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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