a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

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A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

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Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

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a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

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How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

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A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

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What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

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I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

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Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

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Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

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On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

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What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

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A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

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So a guy goes to his doctor because he thinks he has an STD. He asks the doctor "how bad is it doc?" to which the doctor replies "Well, I got the test results and it doesn't look good. You've got chlamydia, gonorrhea, and onomatopoeia. The guy asks "What's onomatopoeia?" The doctor replies "It's exactly what it sounds like"

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So a man walks into a bar, asks for a beer, then drinks it. He then goes home expecting to have dinner with his wife and 2 kids. His wife smells his breath before that and asks him what happens. The men opens to his true and only love and tells her he's having a bad time at work. So they share a hug and talk about it. The man is then renewed, starts pulling up at his job and gets a promotion to general supervisor. He lives happily and watches his kids grow and become professionals. He then dies of a heart attack at the advanced age of 89 while he was watching his favorite TV show.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

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How do you tell the difference between a white family, and an albino black family? The albino black family suffers from a lack of pigmentation, while the white family just has a naturally pale skintone.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from the farmer's field. The family were not too disheartened, as the rest were still contained.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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