- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock. whos there? not suzy.

An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

why did the white man read the New York Times? because HuffPo is horrible. I mean, it's so so so shitty. it's like a wannabe buzzfeed, which ought to say it all.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

Whats worse than one beast thing? Two beast things. Whats worse than two beast things? The holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust? Three beast things.

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

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why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

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