- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

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And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

How is a hamster like a cigarette? They are harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire

Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

There was porn on the Internet I masturbated to it, but my parents caught me, and I can't ever leave the house again until I'm 18.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

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