- Anti Joke

Besides the kama-sutra, what is the most popular sex position in India? 68 and 88. Moral: Mutation people... mutation... use your imagination.., Still gotta feel a bit of envy/admiration, it is known as the happiest nation of the world, with a happiness rate with a constant well over 80 percent, and that is FAR over any other nation.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

What is 9+10? 19

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite