What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

oh whatever donald trump's not going to be president. stop pretending he is

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

why did the zebra cross the road?

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Okay, but lets write a contract, if you regret your decision at anytime, you get it all back, minus what I have spent of course, both I and my wife have always wanted to live in a house by the sea, hopefully you nearby. You know, I have never been truly happy because I thought I could change this world, now I know that I tried and failed, maybe I can change myself instead, they say that true change comes from within.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

thumb_up thumb_down -11

An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

thumb_up thumb_down -11

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

thumb_up thumb_down -11

A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

thumb_up thumb_down -11

how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops