Knock Knock. There was no answer.

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

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What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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This dog can only sniff marijuana.

If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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