- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

How do you make a baby fly? Hit it's mother in the stomach.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

Jack Stevens

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

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