Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? -absolut vodka Well, you have a sirious drinking problem...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

womens rights

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

whats sad about 4 black people in a cadalic fallign over a cliff? it wasnt there car

Do you know what's the sexiest thing in the world? Sex.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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