- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

A muslim guy walks into a bar and orders a water as he isnt allowed to drink alcohol

What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

Can you spell iCup? I see you pee?

why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon.

What's red and blue and goes 105 MPH? A red and blue car.

A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

Knock knock? Whose there? Colin Come in

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