What starts with a 's' and ends in 'ex'? Sex -XH

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Question: how many times a power rangers episode show a power rangets face ANSWER: dont ask me im not that big of a power rangers!

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What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

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Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

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What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

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How do you stop a baby from crying? You hit it with an axe.

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Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

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whats a joke

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What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

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Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

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Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

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So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

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Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

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if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

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What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

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What happened when my familys break on the car didn't work? They rolled down a hill and fell off a cliff and died. I loved them.

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Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

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What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

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A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

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How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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