- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

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