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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

what to call someone thats gay zak

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

This dog can only sniff marijuana.

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

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Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

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