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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How many puns does it take to make a cup of tea? A. None. A pun is a grammatical construct and as such is incapable of combining the ingredients necessary to generate a hot drink which has been popular for hundreds of years.

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

Why is it that all cats dislike flying saucers? The strange noises and lights probably frighten them, as they don't understand the concepts of extra-terrestrial intelligence and space travel.

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

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Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

Q;How many screams does it take to ruin a good riddle? A: OOOOOONNNNEEEEEEEEEEE! Moral: This potentially awesome riddle may or may not have been aborted by a scream.

Knock knock. Who's there? Hi. Hi Who? Hi who?! Hi Ho Hi HO. Its off to work we go!! umm.

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He Died Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He was stapled the the first koala

A blind man walks into a bar No literally he does, he has a guide dog and everything, he's a capable member of society, don't be rude.

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

What's black and red and on the ground? A dead black guy.

Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

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