Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

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Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

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Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

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this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

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Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

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what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

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What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

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why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

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To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

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What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

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Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

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Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

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Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

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What happened to the orphan when it walked to the park? He found his birth parents........but then they were killed by a crazy hobo and he was taken away and molested

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What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

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A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

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Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

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Why did the hunter shoot the deer? Because he was hungry and might starve to death if he didnt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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