Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

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What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

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How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

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Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

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"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

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welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

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A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

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whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

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What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

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How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

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Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

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Oh s***

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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What colour is chocolate? Brown.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

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Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

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