- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

What did the fat lady order at McDonalds? Nothing because she forgot here wallet at home.

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

Why didn't Suzie Fall off the Swings? She Has no legs and couldn't get on

What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson. I spelled "red" wrong.

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

Why doesn't Micheal Jackson do a music video with Usher? Because he is dead.

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

F Detroit! I'm more of a Bulls fan

Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

What's worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A dead baby in 8 barrels.

how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

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