- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

I once went to a Haitian party, yea.. The DJ really brought the house down.

No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

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