- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

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Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

you will like this because i am black.

man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

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Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

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