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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

man: hey whats that in the corner? Bartender: thatssteve his wife left him and he is trying to drown his saddness is addiction.

how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

how many strippers can you fit into a garage? as many as you wanted depending on the size of the garage, but after so many gathered in the same building it is a good probability that some strippers would leave.

Looks like this is a puts on sunglasses Pair of sunglasses

How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding two worms. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Dying from cancer.

How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

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