- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

Dwight Howard

what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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