- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

Skrillex.

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

DILDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

I once went to a Haitian party, yea.. The DJ really brought the house down.

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

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