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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

noah is a scrub jungle

Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

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Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman notices this rather humorous cliche and proceeds to point it out, laughs are shared by all.

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

What did the cannibal say after he ate the clown? I am not sure as the tragic situation occurred while the clown was hiking alone.

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