- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

how much fish could a chicken

What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

what did the guy say before he went to kill the other guy? Im killing you

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

What is funnier than 24 69

What should you do when a man carrying a stuffed tortoise tries to break into your house? Call the police.

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

Ready for something funny? nothing

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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