An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

2 black kids walk into school

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

A duck walks ino a bar...... f*ck this sh*t im going to candy land.

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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