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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

Every human being has some kind of penis <3

noah is a scrub jungle

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

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