Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

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Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

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How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

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My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

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Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

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What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

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An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman notices this rather humorous cliche and proceeds to point it out, laughs are shared by all.

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What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

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my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

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What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

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Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

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There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

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Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

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Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

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What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

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A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

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Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

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the NAACP

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"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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