I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

2 black kids walk into school

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

A duck walks ino a bar...... f*ck this sh*t im going to candy land.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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