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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Who has lots of friends, but smells like urinate feceas? Smelly McD, I lied about the friends.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

If black guys really have big packages, why are there standards so low, they prefer fat girls? I don't know, but prejudice and racism is wrong dickhead.

2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

Why couldn't the mentally retarded kid hear? It was too dark.

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