- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

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