Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

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world peace

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There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

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Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

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What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

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Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

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A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

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Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

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Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

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What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

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My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

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An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman notices this rather humorous cliche and proceeds to point it out, laughs are shared by all.

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How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

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What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

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Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

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my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

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What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

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"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

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the NAACP

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Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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