- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin. You already told her twice.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

The cream, it is coming

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

What's red and a cow? Red cow

Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

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What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

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