- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? -absolut vodka Well, you have a sirious drinking problem...

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

womens rights

A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

Oh s***

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

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