How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

No soap radio

Why didn’t the skeleton go to see a scary movie? Because skeletons don't have eyes, and can not watch movies.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

Girls Lacrosse.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

Thats what she said......about the project proposal, it was some really valuable input.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

A man called the police and was later arrested for murdering himself,

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

Julian Ha.

*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

Say this really fast. Ice Bank Mice Elf It'll take a while for dumbasses to understand.

Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't rhyme F*ck it

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

Anti Joke

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