- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's three times More dangerous than a war? Three wars

Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the second monkey.

What did the priest do to the young catholic boy? Bless him.

What did the doctor say to the morbidly obese man? "You should get on a diet. It's a surprise you're even alive for so long with such a bad heart" The next day the man dies while eating celery.

knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

world peace

a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

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