What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

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What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

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What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

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Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

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Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

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Feminism.

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What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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ANTONI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

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wat is the name of a girl u can play connect the dots on her face laurie pisciotta

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A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

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why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

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Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

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I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

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Nero here, nice to see you guys again, now you know why my babbling has been excessive (and pissed at the comments below, but now that the pills are working I am calm) Anyway, yeah point Zero is my "world" now, and its been thriving under my values (something I feared would just work on paper, and if so such beliefs would all been for nothing) As for hero... Well insert something like "I am no hero, I just do what is right" or something cheesy, or... Well, thats what I do really... Since nobody uses this site Ill extend the time you "former followers" can chat, as I got some nice stuff to share, and might just share a bit before I pass away (nah, but I will sleep when tired), I got a lot to do tomorrow.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

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What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

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Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

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