- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

Name an American born white man in the NBA. Thats right, you cant

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

why do mexicans get made fun of

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

Knock Knock.. Who's there? The IRS, you owe $50,000 in back taxes and we're repossessing your home.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

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