- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

what do you call a joke that is not a joke? not a joke

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

what did the man say to his dog? sex. -teagan doherty

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

how do you get a mexican to fall off of a cliff? you push them off

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

A woman is carried out of a bar.

How do you register on webkinz? You put a rope around a durable shower neck, & then hang yourself with it.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

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