- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

What's yellow and goes up and down? A banana in an elevator.

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

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