What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

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Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

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Wanna hear a funny anti joke?...........................................................................................Funny anti joke

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What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

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what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

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What is 9+10? 19

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What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

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Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

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Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

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What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

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whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

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You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

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Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

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Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

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All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

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when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

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there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

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wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

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What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

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So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

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Steven hawkings shook my hand

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How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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