Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

Steven hawkings shook my hand

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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