Justin Bieber

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

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Homonyms should be band.

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What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

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knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

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Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

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LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

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Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

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Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

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Sometimes I fantasize about having sexual relations with Oprah Winfrey. Sometimes I don't.

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What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

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A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

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roses are red, violets are blue, niggers are black and so is my poo

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Vagina cream... end of story

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Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

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What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

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roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

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Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

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