- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

The cream, it is coming

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

What are blacks scared of? The kkk

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