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What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

What do you call some one in the middle of the ocean without a boat skrewed.

What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

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Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

What is your bill about? Clinton

What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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