- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

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How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin. You already told her twice.

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

What's red and a cow? Red cow

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

A bar walks into a man... Wait, that's impossible.

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

why girl die cancer

A man and a hobo meet on a narrow path. What does the hobo do? Finds the mans wife and impregnateds her, aborts the baby, takes dead fetus chops it up and makes the man eat it in a salad. While the man is chocking he shotes him and walks on.

your mama so jewish ( fat ) she had to take up two seats on the plane to fly here in the end there was no chocolate left she was taking up the whole plane space.

What's worse than finding a Worm in your Apple? being Mauled to death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get ran over.

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