Doctor! Doctor! There is a fly in my soup! Moral: Huh?

Patient: Doctor Doctor! Every Time I Drink Some Tea, My Eye Is Really Sore! Doctor: Next Time Take The Spoon Out...

How do you say a bad word in your language? Like this: "A bad word in your language"

What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

ring around the rosie ... your dead

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

What is 33 + 1? Penis

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

What african eat for christmas Sand.

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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