It was a beautiful day, John was driving in his car down the street, Kameron was riding his bike preparing for a bike race the following day, and Griffin was having his 7th birthday party. John ran over Kameron and Griffin, he killed Griffin and broke Kameron's legs to where he could never stand/ride again

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Patient: Doctor Doctor! Every Time I Drink Some Tea, My Eye Is Really Sore! Doctor: Next Time Take The Spoon Out...

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How do you say a bad word in your language? Like this: "A bad word in your language"

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Doctor! Doctor! There is a fly in my soup! Moral: Huh?

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- Mommy look, I built a sandcastle! - Who cares, you have cancer.

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What's the difference between my mom, and a bag of garbage? A bag of garbage is incapable of contracting aids

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An Irishman and an Englishman are in a bar. Suddenly a wild Dragonite attacks. The Englishman promptly catches the pokemon and continues to enjoy his drink with his Irish friend.

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What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

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A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

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What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

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what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

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Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

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i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

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how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

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ring around the rosie ... your dead

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What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

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Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

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How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

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A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

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what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

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What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

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What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

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What african eat for christmas Sand.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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