What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

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High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

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pretty soon we'll all be dead

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What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

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people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

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Ian's mind Elevator music

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What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

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Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

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There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

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Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

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Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

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what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

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Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

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1+1=2

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What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

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What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

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What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

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Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

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Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

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How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

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What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

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