- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

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