- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

What are blacks scared of? The kkk

A man and a hobo meet on a narrow path. What does the hobo do? Finds the mans wife and impregnateds her, aborts the baby, takes dead fetus chops it up and makes the man eat it in a salad. While the man is chocking he shotes him and walks on.

your mama so jewish ( fat ) she had to take up two seats on the plane to fly here in the end there was no chocolate left she was taking up the whole plane space.

knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

What's worse than finding a Worm in your Apple? being Mauled to death.

What did the priest do to the young catholic boy? Bless him.

why girl die cancer

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the second monkey.

Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

What's three times More dangerous than a war? Three wars

What did the doctor say to the morbidly obese man? "You should get on a diet. It's a surprise you're even alive for so long with such a bad heart" The next day the man dies while eating celery.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get ran over.

a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

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