- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Polity ask him to stop.

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

Hitler and Jews become friends.

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

whats brown and sticky a stick

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

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