5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

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Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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This dog can only sniff marijuana.

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Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

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Knock Knock. There was no answer.

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Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

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Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

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Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

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How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

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dont you love porch monkeys? no.

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what to call someone thats gay zak

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What colour is chocolate? Brown.

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Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

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What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

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If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

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Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

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A local police officer pulls up to tell you something. Listen carefully: Three zebras have been spotted crossing the Mexican border. He goes into his truck, pulls out a can of marbles, peanut butter, seven velcro straps and a rhino horn covered in glitter. Your mission is simple: Kill the zebras using your equipment. You will be rewarded if you have enough peanut butter to make a sandwich after. Go now... Get it done.

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What's worse than finding your cat dead? Finding your cat dead because it choked on your goldfish.

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why didn't Lebron James give me a fourth quarter?...he forgot his wallet at home and didn't have any spare change.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes now you do too.

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Your mom showed up at my house last night. I kindly greeted her and asked if I could help her with anything.

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whats sad about 4 black people in a cadalic fallign over a cliff? it wasnt there car

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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