A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

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I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

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Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

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I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

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Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

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How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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Knock knock Who's there A gorilla A gorilla who? A gorilla is a ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous ape that inhabit the forests of central Africa. The eponymous genus Gorilla is divided into two species: the eastern gorillas and the western gorillas, and either four or five subspecies. They are the largest living primates by physical size. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the chimpanzees and bonobos.

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wanna here a joke? you.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

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Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

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Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

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Half life 3 confirmed

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

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Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

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What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

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what didn't I do when making this joke? Read and agree to the terms of service.

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Two monkeys are sittin in a bathtub. The first monkey says to The second, "HEY! pass the soap." The second says to the The first monkey, "DUDE. thats not soap, its a typewriter!!!!"

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An Italian leaves the mofia

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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