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Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman notices this rather humorous cliche and proceeds to point it out, laughs are shared by all.

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

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What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.