Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He orders a beer with two cubes of ice. The bartender ask why does he want two cubes of ice. The guy doesn't answer. He finishes his beer and proceeds to go home safely because he was not intoxicated.

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Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

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frogs are green and grass is greener i just blew up ur mom and ur the cleaner now get to work SLAVE

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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Your chicken just went across the road. What does this tell you about the economy?

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why did the baby fall out of the crib? it was dead

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Did you hear that Jerry Sandusky won the swimming race? He's in very good shape for a man his age.

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One day an irishman walked into a bar. he started to show off his accent when a nicely dressed lady said to him, "are you from ireland?". "AYE" said the irshman. " what part of ireland are you from?" drunk, the irishman replied "uh downtown" then the woman said, " did you come here alone?" then he replied"no i didn't come here a'lone.....DONKEY!!!"

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Why did the asian driver crash his car? Because he was driving while intoxicated.

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A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

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What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

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why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

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Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

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Tucker Rivera

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A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

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September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

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Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

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PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

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Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

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Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

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Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

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What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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