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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

Every human being has some kind of penis <3

noah is a scrub jungle

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

John Cena for president

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