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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

Whats funnier than 24? Adam Sandler.

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

Golf.

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

So two men were drinking beer and one asks "Why are you so sad today, Lenny?" The other man replies "Because I was just diagnosed leukemia." Four days later Lenny dies and his body was buried at Cherryhill Cemetery where his family mourned over his death.

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