- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

Whats funnier than 24? Adam Sandler.

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

haha look at that guys shirt! what's wrong with it? i don't know.. nothing i guess

A man walks into a bar in the morning. He is the bartender, and he works there.

... a man has made himself a poop sandwich , refused to eat it and threw it away because it disgusted him ....

Eh yo Sean u mr. Kingston Hey, how are you doing?

Its Erron, listen, we got to talk, I do not mind your pictures, but I am not going to call you because of that weird spot on your face, its just 101 basics here, I suggest you shut down the access to this site to the rest of your employees, this might get very personal.

What did the man say when he was stabbed on the street? Nothing, because he died.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Two monkeys are sittin in a bathtub. The first monkey says to The second, "HEY! pass the soap." The second says to the The first monkey, "DUDE. thats not soap, its a typewriter!!!!"

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