Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

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Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

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whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

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Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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you will like this because i am black.

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How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

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What did the man say to his wife. Hi

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A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

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Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

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A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

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What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

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What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

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when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

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A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

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Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

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What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

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The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

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how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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