Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

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Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

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wat is the name of a girl u can play connect the dots on her face laurie pisciotta

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why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

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An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

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A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

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Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

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Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

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ANTONI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

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Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

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Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

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What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

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What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

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What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

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i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

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Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

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What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

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How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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