Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

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why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

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wat is the name of a girl u can play connect the dots on her face laurie pisciotta

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Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

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ANTONI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

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An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

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Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

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Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

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A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

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What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

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How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

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What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

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A: u wanna die? B: does anyone really wanna die, i mean logistically, un-less u are suicidal, why would you wanna die? A: I do wanna die. B: ur a freak and you should consider getting help person A never got help, on his way to getting help at a certified physician he got hit by a bus, his body can be found at the intersection of church ave. and flatbush. And i would say rest in piece but cars drive over him daily, and thats not to peaceful

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Why did the fireman die? For various reasons,one was because he was burnt alive.

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A chicken decides to cross a road. Unfortunately it gets ran over and does. The end.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken saw some potential food across the street.

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Q: What do you call a Polish astronomer? A: Copernicus.

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