What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

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What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

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how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

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How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

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what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

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What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

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Knock, Knock Who's There

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Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

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Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

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If your reading this, youre not blind.

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

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Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

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How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

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what's the difference between a duck?

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Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

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What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

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Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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