- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see.

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Robin, get in the car!

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

If Selfish Sam has twelve cookies and Tricky Todd asks for three then how many cookies does sam have left? Twelve. Remember he's selfish

what did one computer say to the other .........

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Is that rash contagious?

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

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