A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

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How did the man die? A gorilla raped him

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A man walks into a bar

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops.

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What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

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Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

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Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

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What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

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A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

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why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

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why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

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Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

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When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

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Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

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What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

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what porn does a nugget watch nugget porn.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

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Who is John Galt?

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what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

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