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What comes after 23? 24.

A lumberjack wearing women's underwear under his clothes walks into a bar. Several Canadian Mounties stand up and surround him, compliment him on his cooking and offer to go looking for some wild flowers for his herb collection.

Why was the black guy in jail He was a jail guard

whats worse than gill? nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

a skinny sumo wrestler

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

Once, I went to Peru.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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