My jeans

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Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

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I like Pi. It can make circles.

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knock knock no no you go now i clean

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

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cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

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How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

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Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

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why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

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What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

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What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

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-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

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why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

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What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

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How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

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Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... *hayroll* *crickets* Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

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How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

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The U.S. economy is in poor condition and it's downfall would have repercussions throughout the entire world.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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