how many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 283,000,322,249,390

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There are 2 women at a bus stop. One of them has a swollen belly. The pregnant woman says to the other one, "I'm expecting a baby." The other woman responds, "That's too bad. I'm expecting a bus, at least that'll help me."

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There was a blond girl and a brunette girl. The brunette had a pink shirt that had " Abercrombie & Fitch" on it. The blond looks at the brunette and asks, where did you get your shirt?

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Obama getting elected in 2012.

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Who did the dinosuar, that's pretty fricken awesome!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says "I'll have some H20." The second one says "why did you come to the bar if you're just going to have water?" and orders a beer.

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what do you call a pond filled with frogs having sex with bacteria is burning there insides while a midget with assburgers is chanting "SMACK THAT BADONKADONK!" racism..

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Why didn't little Timmy get anything for Christmas? He was an orphan living on the streets.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had three balls.

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What happened after the lawer jumped off the bridge? His family mourned his loss for years.

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Screw it you write the joke.

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A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

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Why was the man sad His got raped

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How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

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what's the difference between a duck?

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

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what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

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What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

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The global news

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Who should you call when your dad overdoses on Viagra. Child Support

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Anti Joke

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