- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... hayroll crickets Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

There once was a man from Peru, he dreamt he was eating his shoe, he then woke up, took a shower, changed, and drove to work.

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

Janey Had her first kiss with Jonny. Jonny choked on her ridiculously large was of gum and died.

Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

USA, one of the richest and most proud nations on this plan- VIETNAM 9/11 BYE FOR NOW!!!

WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

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Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... *hayroll* *crickets* Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!