- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

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My mother has chlamydia. That's it.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

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