Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

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What has two legs and bleeds alot? Half a cat!

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Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

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why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

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A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

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This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

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If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

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Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

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Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

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What's wrong with a muslim flying a plane? Nothing you racist

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

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what you get time to go with? - a clock

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what do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? a surgeon.

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What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

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why did the kid get home from school early cause he was home from school..

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Why is the horny toad named that way? Because its a misnomer of the horned lizard.

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How did the blonde reply to the male man when he asked how she was? "I'm good."

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Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

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There are two muffins in the oven. The first says to the other, "Its getting hot in here." The second, befuddled, replies, "AHH! A talking muffin!"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 had a gun.

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Q: Why is daddy wrestling mommy? A: Well Jimmy, that is called sexual intercourse. That is how you were created, and many people of all ages engage in this activity every second.

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Your family is so fat that when their feet hit the ground, it recorded 9 on the richter scale, because they were launched at the Earth at close to the speed of light, and when you account for relativistic mass effects, the amount of energy that was displaced into the ground was tremendous

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What's tall, has a really long neck, and eats leaves? My tall vegan neighbor's giraffe

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Jesse is so fat, his weight on his scale says " hahaha gotta love childhood obesity"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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