What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

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What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

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What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

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Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

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Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

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What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

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Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

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Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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i have read and agree to the terms of service

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Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go hang himself.

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What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

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why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

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Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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Gay republicans

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

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Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

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Anti Joke

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