- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin. You already told her twice.

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

Bariande: I have a belly button Kraken: haha who doesnt? MissAwkward: i dont Barinade: neither do i. haha this happened on tiny chat.

When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

What is holocaust victim's favorite food? Hamburgers.

what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? Dr. Jeremy Brown, I have your results from the blood test. It's good news they came back negative. Hooray.

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

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