- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

you will like this because i am black.

How will the world end? That information is unknown

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

Tilt your screen back

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

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