- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

I woke up today

Nah

Skrillex.

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

A Jewish man walks by a penny.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

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