- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

A Jewish man walks by a penny.

Nah

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

I woke up today

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

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