- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

What is short and yellow? Most Asians

What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

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