- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

Hi, my name is Jake.

POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

here's a joke... the american education society

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

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