what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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