Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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How do you perform CPR on a black person. OK, first come down. I wish I could ask why you turned to Anit Jokes.com to ask this question, but this is serious. First, check for any air blockages using two fingers, then...

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Why are apathy,ignorance, and resentment alike? I dont know and I don't care to know.

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so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

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whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

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Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

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What do you call a red light A:soon to be green

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Do you like cheese? Yes. Okay.

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because he was a loaf of bread

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

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Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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What happens when you give a math problem to a blonde? She works through it to arrive at the answer.

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what is yellow and burns? -a fire

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Your mom is so stupid, she stole free samples.

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Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

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How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

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What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

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Your sister's feet smell so bad people encourage her to go home and wash them.

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Your mom

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I walked into temptation yesterday, He said hi.

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Yo mama is so poor she used the welfare system and is a family of 4 and has a successful business now

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Yo momma is so fat, her total body volume is slightly larger than a normally proportioned person of smaller mass!

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