- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

i have read and agree to the terms of service

What's brown and sticky? Anal

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

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