What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

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Q: What would happen if you threw a red brick into the black sea? A: It would get wet.

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Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

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Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk, idiot.

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Beating cancer. Guess Steve Jobs they didn't make an app for that.

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

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What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

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Pull my finger. Not right now. I'm watching The Price is Right.

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the man was talking to a phone no answered cause he talking to a brick wall

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A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

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What did the sailor say to the shore? Ur a beach!

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Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

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Q. What's short and black A. A little black kid

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Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

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Whats the difference between a baby and my freezer? I don't stick my meat in the freezer!

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What do you call a guy eating a sandwich? Whatever his name is.

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Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

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Why is cancer a big thing? -It has grown after the diagnoses

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Whats wrong Nero? What happened? Please pick up the phone, I am trying to call you, but it just goes from dialing to changing tunes, please do not be upset with me, what did I do wrong? I thought we had an understanding, please just pick up the phone, if you already have my number and all you got nothing to lose...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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