What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

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Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

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what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

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Why did the blind man die? He had eye surgery and the doctor told him when he first opened his eyes there would be a very bright light, turns out he also had alzheimers and wandered onto the train tracks

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

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What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

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Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

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why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

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Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

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What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

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Why did the chicken cross the street? K

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Well that explains a lot, thank you.

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Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

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How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

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Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

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What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

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If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

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whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

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We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

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why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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