- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

Women's Rights

An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

Why are trees green? I have no idea

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??