What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

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Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? black people have more melanin in their skin causing it to pigment and turn black

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Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

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Why did John break down in tears? Because he was molested as a child.

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Q: How do you count the population of Mexico? A: Take a census.

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a M.afia boss so they put him in prison.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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What did Sam Houston Say to Jim Bowie when he say all the Mexicans coming Towards the Alamo? That's a lot of Mexicans.

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

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Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

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the WNBA.

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Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

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??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

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why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

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why was 6 afraid of 7 because 6 just found out 7 had genital herpes.

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The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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Q: What said the first bagel to the other? A: Nothing! Bagels can't talk!

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Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

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How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

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What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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