Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

What happened to my sunglasses?

a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

Women's Rights

An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

Why are trees green? I have no idea

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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