What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

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yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

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whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

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Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

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whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

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What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

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Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

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Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

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what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

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Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

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Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

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Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

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Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

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How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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