- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

An asian and white guy walk into a bar, the white man says to the asian "Do I know you from somewhere?" The asian says. "Yes, I used to go to college with you." The white man remebers him, and they catch up on life.

What did the mother say when her sons asked for a can of pop? No you have diabetes.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

Gay marriage is freaking gay.

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

I'm homeless.

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

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