What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

I forgot what i was gonna say

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

A duck walks passed a lemonade stand.

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

here's a joke... the american education society

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