- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Sam Houston Say to Jim Bowie when he say all the Mexicans coming Towards the Alamo? That's a lot of Mexicans.

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a M.afia boss so they put him in prison.

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

So a man walks into a bar, right?

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? black people have more melanin in their skin causing it to pigment and turn black

Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

Why did John break down in tears? Because he was molested as a child.

what do you call a toddler with a gun? uninteresting

How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

the WNBA.

Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

Q: What would happen if you threw a red brick into the black sea? A: It would get wet.

Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

why was 6 afraid of 7 because 6 just found out 7 had genital herpes.

The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

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