- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl stop smoking? Because her mum asked her to.

What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stuck on a desert island together. They eventually succumb to dehydration and heat exhaustion. They lasted five days.

What do you do with a leg less dog? Take him for a drag.

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

A group of blondes rent a car and decide to drive to Disney World. Along the highway, they see a sign reading "Disney World left." They exit the highway, turn left, and enjoy their well-deserved vacation from practicing law.

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

Get Outta Here We're Closed!

if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubes? PC Marion Jones

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

What happened to my sunglasses?

a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

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