- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

A blonde walked into a bank. She deposited her check, thanked the teller, and promptly left.

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

Tyler is a downer and is always negative to everybody

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

Rebecca Black's career.

What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? Fly halfway across the world when the environment turns hostile.

whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

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