Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

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Q. What's short and black A. A little black kid

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What do you call a guy eating a sandwich? Whatever his name is.

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Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

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Whats the difference between a baby and my freezer? I don't stick my meat in the freezer!

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Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

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Why is cancer a big thing? -It has grown after the diagnoses

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two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

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Whats wrong Nero? What happened? Please pick up the phone, I am trying to call you, but it just goes from dialing to changing tunes, please do not be upset with me, what did I do wrong? I thought we had an understanding, please just pick up the phone, if you already have my number and all you got nothing to lose...

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What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!!

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Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

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A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

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Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea but I don't see why it would want to cross a road in the first place. It is a chicken.

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What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

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a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

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Sorry babe, even if I was I would not tell you, the entire place is surrounded, but within enough of a distance, so we will plant a nice setup around the green shack so everyone assumes his deal was some solo operation, if someone else is heading at his direction now, you are gonna get busted, so you better stay down.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

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What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

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Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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