- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

What happened to my sunglasses?

a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

Women's Rights

Why are trees green? I have no idea

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

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