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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

Why did the blind man die? He had eye surgery and the doctor told him when he first opened his eyes there would be a very bright light, turns out he also had alzheimers and wandered onto the train tracks

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

Why did the chicken cross the street? K

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

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roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

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